scruffmeplease:

weepingdildo:

Wisest words of this century

This is the realist shit ever spoke

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

btimz:

Tell everyone you see today that you will see them in a year. They’ll laugh and assume that you mean you will see them tomorrow. Little do they know at midnight, you will leave society behind to live in the woods for 365 days. Seek solitude. Seek peace.

amemait:

This is almost as good as look at all the fucks I don’t give Anakin.

darling-highness:

this is the most Australian thing i have ever seen how is he not fucking right off what the fuck is wrong with Australia this is so outrageous

nobodytoldthehorse:

Apparently “spite” is not an ‘appropriate answer’ to “What motivates you?”

incrediblylazybassist:

I don’t know why I feel compelled to reblog these every time they show up.

"Friendship is not about who you spend the most time with, it’s about who you have the best time with and who’s actually there for you."
— (via deeplifequotes)

zackisontumblr:

why do i relate to this so much

karnythia:

treksmix:

Okay but I’ve been thinking about the massive backlash over Channing Tatum being cast as Gambit, and just about the Tatum-hate in general, and I’m just gonna say it: I think it’s sexist.

Remember when Channing Tatum first came onto the scene and he was in that Nicholas Sparks movie and then he was in Magic Mike and women were all about the Channing Tatum life? Then you got men saying, “Blegghh Channing Tatum sucks, he’s not a good actor, he’s a dumb jock-type, what about real actors”

I think the main driving force behind that original wave of men saying, “Channing Tatum is stupid, only girls like him because he’s hot, he’s not even a good actor, blah blah blah” was backlash against him because women liked him. It’s the same reason Dirty Dancing is sneered at by film critics and labeled a dumb chick flick, but Saturday Night Fever is classic Serious Cinema.

Channing Tatum isn’t a bad actor, he gave critically acclaimed performances in Foxcatcher and Magic Mike both. He’s not stupid: (That all-female Ghostbusters you’re so psyched about? He’s one of the main producers and backers. He also produced Earth Made of Glass with his wife, which is a major, award-winning documentary about the Rwandan genocide, 21 Jump Street and the sequel, which had massive box office grosses, and Magic Mike was literally based on his life. It was his idea, his story, and he co-wrote). He’s not an idiot by any means at all, and the fact that he has ADD and severe dyslexia make the whole “stupid buff guy” stereotype people associate with him kinda sketchy.

Anyway, after men started lashing out against him because he was popular with women (and Lord forbid something women like be considered quality), then you got women saying, “Well, I just don’t think Channing Tatum is attractive.” or “I don’t like Channing Tatum, I like ~real actors~” and it was all permeated with an underlayer of “…not like those dumb, bimbo other girls.” It’s the same shit as, “I just don’t get along with women, I get along with boys better.” It’s a subtle, maybe even unconscious way of saying, “I think like you, boys, please accept me. I’m better than those girls, please don’t treat me the way you treat them.”

TL;DR: Channing Tatum is a recovering alcoholic and former sex worker with ADD and severe dyslexia who is frequently unfairly lambasted just because he has the audacity to be popular with women.

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here’s a gif of him feeding a puppy soup. please examine your life choices.

I agree with all of this, plus…he broke into Joseph Gordon Levitt’s house to prove a point about safety. You have to love his personality.

tastefullyoffensive:

Baby bobcat on the hunt.

all-i-ever-want-is-you:

that-ankle-though:

I don’t understand how people say mean things so easily lol like someone could have spent years learning to love themselves and you say something and take them back to square one with just a few words

I hope you read this and take it to heart

dead-wolfwood:

“Go easy when you’re playing video games with the kids-”

NO MERCY.

thatismyninjawaytoo:

iwillmakeyouskinny:

pismaaa:

sadynax:

‘How to offend women in 5 syllables or less’

FOREVER REBLOG.

#Legitprincess

The Princess and the Swan